Great campaign slogan -- Jeb Bush: Couldn't do any worse

"You can tell summer is just around the corner. Earlier today,  Dick Cheney injured an old guy in a fishing accident." --David Letterman

"Mother's Day is the busiest long distance phone calling day of the year. Over 300 million long distance calls. And those are just the ones being monitored by the White House." --Jay Leno

"President Bush said he'd like to see his brother, Jeb, become president. Great campaign slogan -- 'Jeb Bush: Couldn't do any worse.'" --Jay Leno