"A new poll shows
that Americans now believe that
Bill Clinton is more honest than President Bush. At least when Clinton
screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time." --Jay Leno
"President Bush told
a German newspaper in an interview over the weekend that his best moment since
he became president was when he caught a 7-1/2 pound fish in his own lake. See,
sometimes these Bush fishing expeditions can pay off." --Jay Leno
"This is a weird
story. President Bush has apologized today for scolding a member of the White
House press corps for wearing sunglasses because he found out the reporter is
legally blind. Bush also apologized for telling physicist Stephen Hawking 'to
get off your lazy a--.'" --Conan O'Brien
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