It
was a good day for Ben Carson. He just signed a deal to be the new face of
Tylenol PM. –Jimmy Kimmel
Following
Mike Pence's speech last night, Donald Trump joined his running mate on stage
and appeared to make an air-kiss gesture to him, and Pence tried to send Trump
to a gay re-education camp. –Seth Meyers
Following
the outrage that Cruz did not endorse Trump last night, Cruz’s wife, Heidi, was
escorted from the convention by security as people yelled, "Goldman
Sachs!” Careful, Republicans — if you say it three times, Hillary will appear.
–Seth Meyers
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