"The stem cell
research bill passed both houses of Congress, but yesterday, the president
vetoed the bill surrounded by the so-called snowflake children. So named
because no two are alike, and they're all white. Snowflake children are the
product of frozen embryos that were adopted rather than discarded. They were
there to illustrate why embryonic stem cell research is wrong, even though
those children wouldn't exist if not for intensive embryonic research, but
let's not think about it." --Jon Stewart
"The big news of the
day is that President Bush made his second surprise visit to Baghdad -- flew in
and out. He sneaked in. It worked so well that they now have a secret plan to
sneak a guy in and out of Condoleezza Rice." --David Letterman
"According to
scientists one day we may have sex with robots. And if you want to know what
that's like, just ask Maria Shriver." --David Letterman
"I thought this was
interesting if you look at it comparatively. President Bush sneaked quietly
into Baghdad and nobody knew about it. Bill Clinton, on the other hand, sneaks
into an intern and everybody knows about it." --David Letterman
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