Today,
shortly before we taped the show, Hillary Clinton became the first female
presidential nominee of a major party. So now little girls everywhere can say,
"One day I’m gonna grow up and run against an insane reality TV
star." –Conan O’Brien
Yesterday
at the DNC, Elizabeth Warren said, "Trump's entire campaign is just one
more late-night Trump infomercial." Trump called her "stupid"
then said, "But wait there’s more . . ." –Conan O’Brien
Verizon
has purchased Yahoo and plans to merge it with AOL. Verizon said its goal is to
become the RC Cola of the internet. –Conan O’Brien
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