"Man, it was hot in
parts of California today. It was so hot Dick Cheney went to see Al Gore's
movie just for the air conditioning. It was so hot gay couples were standing
next to President Bush just to get the cold shoulder." --Jay Leno
"President Bush gave
a big speech on immigration in Nebraska. And really, what better place to talk
about border problems than Nebraska? You want to go where the people have a
feel for the issue." --Jay Leno
"Al Gore is on the
show tonight. This just shows you how quickly things can change. I mean, Arnold
Schwarzenegger spends his days talking about his political agenda. Al Gore is
out promoting his new movie. Who would have seen that coming?" --Jay Leno
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