After
the Republican Convention last week, the DNC was supposed to be the boring one.
It was quite the opposite. Every time Hillary Clinton's name was mentioned
there were boos from Bernie Sanders fans. Even Bernie had to ask his supporters
to calm down. After a year of telling them not to calm down. It's like Chef
Boyardee telling people to take it easy on the ravioli. –Jimmy Kimmel
Hillary
Clinton introduced her new running mate Senator Tim Kaine at an event in Miami
this weekend. She found Kaine while searching a stock photo database for “white
businessman.” –Seth Meyers
Donald
Trump will be holding a Q and A session on the online message board Reddit
during the Democratic Convention this week — though Trump’s Q and A will be
unique in that he will both ask and answer the questions. “Am I the most
handsome candidate in history? Interesting question, thanks for asking. I will
say, a lot of people think so.” –Seth Meyers
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