"We're still on the
road to World War III. Things were looking a little grim last week -- all those
countries pressuring us to call for an immediate cease-fire, but we stayed
strong. Sure, we sent over Condi Rice to negotiate, but she's not there for
cease-fire. No, she's there for 'sustainable cease-fire,' which considering the
Middle East, is like sending her to bring back Jimmy Hoffa on a unicorn."
--Stephen Colbert
"This kind of thing
usually happens once or twice a summer down in Washington. Yesterday, a guy
hopped the fence at the White House. Pretty scary. Thank god at the last minute
Dick Cheney picked him off. And then, today, another guy was arrested for
trying to climb Condoleezza Rice." --David Letterman
"It's been announced
that White House adviser Karl Rove will not be creating the day-to-day policy
for the president anymore. You all know Karl Rove, he's the man they call
Bush's brain. No, that's what they call him, Bush's brain. Now he's only going
to be working part of the time, just like Bush's brain." --Jay Leno
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