"A German publication
did an interview with the president and asked Mr. Bush what was his best moment of his presidency, and he
said it was the day that he caught a 7.5 pound perch. I couldn't make that up.
Now, he leaves out the part that he was fishing in downtown New Orleans."
–Bill Maher
Evidently, low approval
ratings can be contracted through saliva." --Stephen Colbert, on the
effect of President Bush kissing Joe Lieberman
"President Bush said
today he has nothing but respect for Mexico and its people and he will always
speak the truth to them. Here's my question: When can we get that deal?"
--Jay Leno
No comments:
Post a Comment