"Have you heard
Hillary's plan for immigration? She's advocating what she calls a Smart Wall
along the Mexican border. It will keep track of people using infrared cameras,
remote controlled airplanes, and electronic devices. Yeah, that will work great
-- she couldn't keep track of Bill in the White House." --Jay Leno
"Here's a bizarre
story. I'll try to put this as delicately as possible. A woman in El Salvador
was arrested for smuggling into prison a hand grenade inside her vagina.
Although I guess technically at that point it's no longer a hand grenade. In a
related story, earlier today former President Bill Clinton announced he's going
to El Salvador to look for weapons of mass destruction." --Jay Leno
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