Bush: We're not winning and we're not losing (Iraq War Dead)

"Well, for the first time, President Bush admitted we are not winning the War in Iraq. But he said today that we're not winning but we're not losing. To which John Kerry said, make up your mind!" --Jay Leno

"When the president gave an interview with the Washington Post earlier this week, this audio exchange came as a bit of surprise. [On screen: Bush: We're not winning and we're not losing]. Technically, the president is correct. We're not winning or losing because Iraq is in a Civil War. We can't win or lose that. It has nothing to do with us!" --Jon Stewart

"President Bush had a menorah lighting ceremony at the White House for Chanukah. I don't think President Bush understands the Jewish faith. After some kid lit the menorah, President Bush sang Happy Birthday and blew out the candles. Hey, what do you call President Bush wearing a yarmulke? A Chanukah Bush." --Jay Leno