"President Bush has
proposed sweeping immigration changes, which is pretty amazing when you
consider before he became president, Bush thought immigration was the sincerest
form of flattery." --Jay Leno
"Vice President Dick
Cheney gave the commencement speech at his old high school in Casper, Wyoming,
last weekend. He told graduating seniors to aim high because if they didn't,
they might shoot someone in the face." --Jay Leno
"This is really
unified in both parties. House Speaker Dennis Hastert has attacked the FBI for
raiding the congressman's office, saying it was an abuse of power. Imagine the
nerve of the FBI treating members of Congress like they are regular Americans.
Can you imagine? If there's anything that people who make the laws hate is
being treated like the people who have to follow the laws." --Jay Leno
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