"But when you look at
the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra
Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg. And then you look
at the conservatives, it's like Chuck Norris, Bo Derek and the Gatlin Brothers.
I don't know if being liberal makes you more right, but it does seem like it
makes you more talented." --Bill Maher
"President Bush says
he wants to find alternative sources of energy. He says they're looking towards
solar power. In fact, he and Rumsfeld are planning an invasion of the
sun." --Jay Leno
"President Bush
introduced former Fox broadcaster Tony Snow as the new White House Press
Secretary. See, this is the perfect example of wasteful government spending. I
mean, why is the president paying someone to join his staff and tow the party
line when he was doing it on Fox News for free?" --Jay Leno
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