Everyone that's read a history book (But it's a very hot ticket)

February 2014

"Welcome to 'The Tonight Show.' This is the first 'Tonight Show' broadcast from New York in over 40 years. I'm Jimmy Fallon and I'll be your host . . . for now." –Jimmy Fallon

"Of course, I wouldn't be here tonight if it weren't for the previous 'Tonight Show' hosts, so I want to say 'thank you' to Steve Allen, Jack Paar, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, and Jay Leno. Amazing lineage." –Jimmy Fallon

"I had a great childhood, but if you'd told me when I was a kid that after graduating high school, I'd get to be on 'Saturday Night Live' and eventually I'd be the host of 'The Tonight Show,' I'd have said, 'I graduated high school?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"I'm a proud, proud dad, and speaking of dads, I'm lucky to say my parents are here to see this, Jim and Gloria Fallon. Thank you for being here. I wish we could've gotten you better seats. But it's a very hot ticket." –Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Morrissey - Sing Your Life & There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends (1991)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

but the Supreme Court overturned it (remembering Johnny, pt 2)

"Did you know Al Gore was voted our second most popular guest ever? Actually he finished first, but the Supreme Court overturned it." --Jay Leno

"A lot of people said Al Gore was the best vice president the country ever had. Not to take anything away from Al, but look at the competition. He replaced a guy who couldn't spell 'potato' and was followed by a guy who shot someone in the face." --Jay Leno

"Al Gore's movie about global warming broke into the 'Top Ten' this past week. President Bush was not impressed. He said the movie about me, Fahrenheit 9/11, did better than that." --Jay Leno

Who would have seen that coming? (remembering Johnny)

"Man, it was hot in parts of California today. It was so hot Dick Cheney went to see Al Gore's movie just for the air conditioning. It was so hot gay couples were standing next to President Bush just to get the cold shoulder." --Jay Leno

"President Bush gave a big speech on immigration in Nebraska. And really, what better place to talk about border problems than Nebraska? You want to go where the people have a feel for the issue." --Jay Leno

"Al Gore is on the show tonight. This just shows you how quickly things can change. I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger spends his days talking about his political agenda. Al Gore is out promoting his new movie. Who would have seen that coming?" --Jay Leno