Bernie
Sanders supporters were so angry last night that they booed each mention of
Hillary Clinton’s name, and even booed the pastor leading the pre-convention
prayer. Of course, this was Philadelphia. Booing is just how people exhale.
–Seth Meyers
A
British Airways flight had to make an emergency landing recently after the
cabin strongly smelled like marijuana. Even worse, the pilot was flying at,
like, 5 miles per hour. –Seth Meyers
New
York was hit with a large thunderstorm last night, which caused enough rain to
create temporary waterfalls in some subway stations. It’s the closest New
Yorkers have ever come to seeing nature. –Seth Meyers
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