Yesterday,
the State Department said that it can't find any emails belonging to Hillary
Clinton's senior technology staffer from when Clinton was secretary of state.
Then Hillary said (WIPES OFF HANDS), "You also won't find that staffer, either."
–Jimmy Fallon
According
to a new survey, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are tied in Florida. Hillary
is winning with Jews and Hispanics, and Trump is winning with meth and
bath-salt dealers. –Conan O’Brien
In
an upcoming interview with Fox News' Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump tells her that
although they’ve reconciled their feud, "this could happen again."
Especially if Megyn Kelly continues to stubbornly insist on being a woman.
–Conan O’Brien
North
Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has been given a new title, "Chairman of the
Workers' Party." This narrowly beat out his second choice, "Mother of
Dragons." –Conan O’Brien
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