It’s part of their “They Deserve Each Other” tour (taste like plumber)

Former White House adviser Steve Bannon is heading to Alabama to campaign for embattled candidate Roy Moore. It’s part of their “They Deserve Each Other” tour. –Conan O’Brien

Nintendo has teamed with Kellogg's to make a Mario Brothers cereal. Kellogg's promises that the Super Mario cereal will “taste like plumber.” –Conan O’Brien

Two properties associated with Donald Trump have decided to remove his name from their building. Sadly, neither one is the White House. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

McDonald's unveiled their new breakfast offering, the Sea Biscuit biscuit (taste like plumber)

"Congress may allow Americans to start selling horse meat for human consumption. When they heard the news, McDonald's unveiled their new breakfast offering, the Sea Biscuit biscuit." –Conan O'Brien

A new study finds that men with thick biceps are more likely to live longer. The study also found that I died 10 years ago. –Conan O’Brien

Nintendo has teamed with Kellogg's to make a Mario Brothers cereal. Kellogg's promises that the Super Mario cereal will “taste like plumber.” –Conan O’Brien

"This is a crazy story. For two decades, the secret launch code for America's nuclear missiles was 0000000000. Even more amazing, George W. Bush forgot it twice." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump celebrates milestone of 10,000 lies told (It's called Morning Woody)

The White House celebrated the National Day of Prayer today with a Christian band performing worship songs in the Rose Garden. And it's nice to know that every once in a while Trump’s suffering, too. --Seth Meyers

Researchers in England have discovered trace amounts of cocaine in several samples of freshwater shrimp. Apparently the shrimp got the cocaine from a blowfish. --Seth Meyers

An elderly couple in Australia yesterday mistakenly signed for a package containing 44 pounds of methamphetamine. Said the couple, "Yeah...mistakenly." --Seth Meyers

And finally, Kellogg's has released a Toy Story-themed breakfast cereal. It's called Morning Woody. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

And then he's going to be sued by every guy that's ever danced at a wedding (her hips don't lie)

Some entertainment news. I heard that the former "Fresh Prince" star Alfonso Ribeiro is suing the makers of "Fortnite" by using his famous Carlton dance in their game. And then he's going to be sued by every guy that's ever danced at a wedding. --Jimmy Fallon

Time to put the news to bed. Good night, Mick Mulvaney, Trump's new Chief of Staff. I'll be surprised if you last a week and a half. Good night, woman who gave birth at Taco Bell. That baby's first words will be, "hard or soft shell?" Good night Kellogg's, using corn flakes to make beer. Or as that cartoon rooster put it, "Look, it's been a rough year." Good night, Shakira's tax evasion, which she denies. I for one believe her because her hips don't lie. And finally, good night Steven Miller with hair sprayed on your head, or as Trump put it, That's why I comb over instead. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I believe that hurricanes are caused by high barometric pressure and not by gay marriage (while wearing handcuffs)

This is interesting. Christina Aguilera admitted that she has sex while wearing handcuffs. Meanwhile Bobby Brown admitted he does everything while wearing handcuffs. --Conan O’Brien 10/20/2004

This is a weird story. The Kellogg's company announced that they are pulling ads for their cereal off of the show Desperate Housewives because the show promotes loose morals. Not only that Kellogg's fired Snap, Crackle and Pop for having a threesome. --Conan O’Brien 10/20/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The culture wars have now reached cereal (three male elves that all live together)

The cereal company Kellogg’s pulled their advertising from the conservative alt-right website Breitbart News and its readers responded by calling for a boycott of all Kellogg’s products. That’s right: The culture wars have now reached cereal. –James Corden

Breitbart News received a lot of criticism for running questionable news stories during the election. So basically Breitbart counts as real news in the same way that Apple Jacks counts as real fruit. –James Corden

Kellogg’s pulled their ads because they say Breitbart promotes discrimination. It really isn’t a surprise that Kellogg’s would be sensitive about this. The mascots of one of their best-selling cereals are three male elves that all live together. –James Corden

Tony the Tiger was gunned down by a Minnesota dentist

Tomorrow night’s second GOP debate will take place at the Reagan Presidential Library. So on behalf of librarians everywhere, let me just say “shhh…” –Seth Meyers

New national poll numbers show Dr. Ben Carson has pulled within four points of frontrunner Donald Trump. And I’m sure it’s not the first time Trump has been closely pursued by a brain surgeon. –Seth Meyers

Kellogg’s announced today that it will be spending 450 million dollars in an effort to expand its food distribution to Africa. Though sadly, it was reported today that Tony the Tiger was gunned down by a Minnesota dentist. –Seth Meyers