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Showing posts with label Steven Miller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Miller. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

And then he's going to be sued by every guy that's ever danced at a wedding (her hips don't lie)


Some entertainment news. I heard that the former "Fresh Prince" star Alfonso Ribeiro is suing the makers of "Fortnite" by using his famous Carlton dance in their game. And then he's going to be sued by every guy that's ever danced at a wedding. --Jimmy Fallon

Time to put the news to bed. Good night, Mick Mulvaney, Trump's new Chief of Staff. I'll be surprised if you last a week and a half. Good night, woman who gave birth at Taco Bell. That baby's first words will be, "hard or soft shell?" Good night Kellogg's, using corn flakes to make beer. Or as that cartoon rooster put it, "Look, it's been a rough year." Good night, Shakira's tax evasion, which she denies. I for one believe her because her hips don't lie. And finally, good night Steven Miller with hair sprayed on your head, or as Trump put it, That's why I comb over instead. --Jimmy Fallon

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Friday, August 11, 2017

beating the previous record for spinning held by Kellyanne Conway (Me orator)



In an interview Tuesday, White House adviser Steven Miller called President Trump the best orator in that office in generations. When reached for comments, Trump said, “Wow, he say very nice things, he good and me good. Me orator.” –Seth Meyers

A Japanese company has created a new high-end fidget spinner that they say can spin for more than 12 minutes — beating the previous record for spinning held by Kellyanne Conway. –Seth Meyers

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