We're going to build a dome and make Mars pay for it (No wonder it's illegal)

January 2023

“In a new video, former president Trump said that if re-elected, he would protect the U.S. from World War III by building an impenetrable dome over the country.Then Trump said, ‘We're going to build a dome and make Mars pay for it.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump was like, ‘Just think of a dome as basically a wall with a comb-over.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Speaking of DeSantis, I saw that he's actively preparing for a possible presidential run, and he hasn't landed on an official slogan yet, but he's trying a few out. First, there’s…DeSantis 2024. Diet Trump. Next there’s…DeSantis 2024. DeAmerica DeTruly DeDeserves DeDeSantis. And finally DeSantis 2024. Make America Florida Again.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Guys, I heard about a New Zealand-bound plane that took off from Dubai, flew for 13 hours, then had to turn around and land back at the same airport.The pilot started his announcement by saying, ‘Okay, so don’t be mad…’ Meanwhile, in America, we're all like, ‘Hey, at least it took off.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Not only that — my hairpiece is 100 percent hemp (real Mexican food)

April 2012

"For the first time in 40 years, more Mexicans are leaving the United States than are coming to it. Not because of our economy. Because they're sick and tired of explaining that Taco Bell isn't real Mexican food." –Conan O'Brien

"It's Earth Week. So we're doing tonight's show with very little energy. We're using our solar-powered applause sign. Not only that — my hairpiece is 100 percent hemp." –David Letterman

"Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican nominee. They've already broken out the non-alcoholic champagne." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of 

Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”  

 

Challenge accepted!/white guys who love reggae/That Must Be Tough

There is a CBD craze going on is this country. They say CBD oil comes from the hemp plant, and it has trace amounts of THC but usually too small to make anyone high.  Not enough THC to get ya high? Challenge accepted! --Lewis Black

But yes, the new wellness rage is CBD, marijuana's less fun cousin. They say it has all the benefits of weed without the high. But then what's the point? I only smoke weed to get high! I'm not doing it to make friends with white guys who love reggae. --Lewis Black

We don't know if CBD works. But we do know it makes a butt load of money. Basically, CBD is Ivanka Trump! And if you hear a CBD user who's getting angry because I said it doesn't work, guess what, you getting angry means it's not F****** working! --Lewis Black

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”