"Hillary
Clinton still doing very well in one state - the state of denial,
ladies and gentlemen. Well, after winning 10 in a row, political experts say
there's a very good chance that Barack Obama could end up
as our next president. See, that shows you the progress we've made in this
country. We can have a black man in the White House. I remember when we
couldn't get a black man in the cast of 'Friends.'" --Jay Leno
"And
while he was in Africa, President Bush visited a
school in Tanzania, and read to the students from 'The Cat in the Hat." It
was very moving when the small children helped President Bush pronounce some of
the harder words." --Jay Leno
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