As of this
afternoon, over 300,000 people have signed a petition calling for first lady
Melania Trump to either pay for her own security costs at Trump Tower in New
York, or move into the White House. Said Melania, “And who do I make the check
out to?” –Seth Meyers
Hawaii’s TSA
recently seized a so-called “stun cane” from a passenger that is capable of
delivering a 1 million-volt shock. To get an idea of what a 1 million-volt
shock feels like, just remember what it was like to wake up on Nov. 9. –Seth
Meyers
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