"The source of Hillary's wrath, two
mailers from the Obama campaign that she said misrepresented her positions on
NAFTA and health care [on screen: HRC saying, 'Enough with the speeches and the
big rallies and then using tactics that are right out of Karl Rove's
playbook']. Enough with the speeches and the rallies and the winning and the
beating me. Enough already. I've had it. I have Karl Rove's playbook right here
[on screen: Stewart pulls out a book that when opened releases dead spirits].
Slightly misstating someone's position on trade doesn't seem to be in there. In
fact, the only thing that bothers Senator Clinton more than Barack Obama's
Machiavellian cynicism using tactics like that is, of course, his childlike
naivete [on screen: HRC saying, 'I could stand up here and said let's just get
everybody together. Let's get unified. The sky will open. The light will come
down, celestial choirs will be singing and everyone will know we should do the
right thing and the world will be perfect'].
But the world is a s---hole,
people. I, Hillary Clinton, am here to tell you that the minute you are born,
you begin to die. Chant with me. No, we can't! It's all in her new slogan, 'Vote
Clinton Because A Deaf God Ignores Our Pleas.'" --Jon Stewart
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