Scientists have
proven that you can grow potatoes on Mars. When they heard this, half of
America said, “Wait, a planet with no Trump and French fries? When do we go? Let’s
get out of here! Let’s go!” –Conan O’Brien
It’s come out that
Russia probably tried to meddle with our election and may have tried to
undermine the presidential campaign of Marco Rubio. In other words, Russia
stepped back and did nothing. –Conan O’Brien
Today, Vladimir
Putin denied meddling in our presidential election. Not helping was that Putin
made the statement from behind the desk in the Oval Office. –Conan O’Brien
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