"Florida
officials are still in a panic over yesterday's big power outage. You hear
about that? A huge power outage. They were on the phone today with President Bush saying, 'We
know it wasn't supposed to happen until Election Day. We don't know what happened.
It was premature.'" --Jay Leno
"Here's
a story that is hard to believe. This is absolutely true. This is from the
'have you no shame?' department. You all know Senator Larry Craig, America's
favorite restroom enthusiast, we call him. He announced he is taking
applications for summer interns to work in his office. Isn't that unbelievable?
Would you want that on your resume? 'I served under Larry Craig.' All
interviews will be conducted in stall number three, I believe. You just wait
and he'll push some papers under the door." --Jay Leno
"No,
he says he wants interns to work in his office that have a solid work ethic, a
knowledge of politics, and look good dressed as a construction worker."
--Jay Leno
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