"It's the start of a
new year and President Bush wants to hit the ground bungling." --David
Letterman
Trump is now polling
lower than a lot of things. For example, he’s less popular than sitting on a
warm subway seat. He’s less popular than vague texts that say, “Do you have
time to talk later, it’s important.” He’s less popular than biting into a
cookie and realizing that the chocolate chip is a raisin. He’s less popular
than YouTube ads that you can’t skip after five seconds. He’s less popular than
wet doorknobs. You know what I’m saying? Finally, Trump is even polling lower
than people who pronounce Chipotle as “chipolte.” –Jimmy Fallon
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