"It
is a sad day for America. Democratic frontrunner Barack Obama is a terrorist
[on screen: Obama in a traditional Somali dress]. This is the only possible
explanation for him wearing this outfit unless he is a waiter at a Middle
Eastern restaurant, or an extra in Disney's 'Aladdin On Ice,' or some teenagers
teepeeed him. Terrible." --Stephen Colbert
"There's no question
that the Clinton campaign has gotten a little desperate. She has lost 11 races
in a row. She's the Washington Generals of presidential politics. That does not
make Barack Obama the Harlem Globetrotters. That would be racist. To break the losing
streak her campaign has started what one Clinton aid is calling the kitchen
sink strategy, which is to make Barack Obama's kitchen sink look like a
terrorist [on screen: a sink covered with terrorist paraphernalia]"
--Stephen Colbert
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