"This
is a big scandal. Yesterday, someone released a photo of Barack Obama wearing a
traditional African dress. Yeah, as a result, Barack has been offered a
starring role in 'Big Momma's House 3.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Former
Newark, New Jersey, Mayor Sharpe James arrived in court today for the first of
two federal corruption trials. If found guilty, Sharpe James could get ten
years in prison or 20 more years in Newark." --Conan O'Brien
"Bill Clinton -- you have
to believe he's loving these. One night a week, he's not the one she's bitching
at. It got a little bit contentious tonight, a lot of controversy still about
the photo somebody released of Obama wearing a turban. You know, they
originally said Clinton's camp did it, and they said we didn't do it. If I was
Barack Obama, I would have worn the turban to the debate tonight. That's why
I'm not running for president." --Jimmy Kimmel
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