"Last
time we checked in with the Democrats Barack Obama had wrapped up his 11th
consecutive victory. Wisconsin and Hawaii adding to his tally, surpassing
Senator Hillary Clinton in the delegate count. Senator Clinton handled it with
surprising, dare I say, grace [on screen: HRC saying, 'No matter what happens
in this contest, and I am honored to be here with Barack Obama. I am absolutely
honored'].
I love my big, black, inexperienced, possibly Muslim opponent. But
when grace failed to move the polls in her direction, she attacked one more
time [on screen: HRC saying, 'Shame on you, Barack Obama. It's time you ran a
campaign consistent with your messages in public']. Oh, my God, she found your
pot. Shame on you." --Jon Stewart
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