Way to live up to the stereotype!

At least Ohio got marijuana legalization on the ballot. In Arkansas, a proposal to legalize marijuana was rejected because — and I’m not making this up — it had too many spelling and grammar errors. Arkansas: Way to live up to the stereotype! –James Corden

Yesterday was Election Day here in the United States. In Ohio they voted no on legalizing marijuana for recreational and medical use and 65 percent of the voters said no. How could Ohio vote against marijuana? They have "High" right in the middle of their name. –Jimmy Kimmel

Ohio voters yesterday rejected a proposal that would have legalized both recreational and medical marijuana. Pot advocates were so devastated that there was hardly a dry mouth in the house. –Seth Meyers

A company has come out with a new waffle maker that cooks batter in the shape of the Death Star from Star Wars. And if you want one, make sure to yell it loud enough for your mom to hear you upstairs. –Seth Meyers