Or as Chris Christie calls that, "A wallet.”

I don’t know if this is such a good idea, but Pizza Hut just unveiled its new "Triple Threat Box," which is a box with three drawers that holds pizza, breadsticks, and a big chocolate chip cookie. Or as Chris Christie calls that, "A wallet.” –Jimmy Fallon

A county in Colorado just voted to put taxes from selling marijuana toward supporting college scholarships. And you can tell it's a weed scholarship, because it actually pays for 11 years of college. –Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday when asked if he could go back in time and kill baby Hitler, Jeb Bush responded, "Hell yeah, I would!" I'm OK with him saying he'd kill baby Hitler. I'm not OK with him saying "Hell yeah" he'd kill baby Hitler. It's a complex hypothetical question, not a waitress asking you if you want another plate of chicken wings, Jeb. –James Corden