Tuesday, November 3, 2015

they noticed an unmarked van parked in the shower

I saw that Jay-Z and Beyoncé dressed as the characters from the Eddie Murphy movie “Coming to America.” In fact their "Coming to America" costumes were so good, Donald Trump had them both deported. –Jimmy Fallon
It's being reported that the Jets had their locker room swept for listening devices before their recent game against the New England Patriots. The Jets became suspicious when they noticed an unmarked van parked in the shower. –Jimmy Fallon
On last week's episode of “Inside the NBA,” Shaquille O’Neal claimed that someone recently offered him $50 million to go to the moon. Then Shaq reached up and went, “You mean this little ball of cheese?” –Jimmy Fallon

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