Thursday, November 12, 2015

you do know about Netflix, right?

The fourth Republican presidential debate was tonight! And if you've watched all four ... you do know about Netflix, right? –Jimmy Fallon
Ben Carson recently went on Facebook to offer proof that the events he talked about in his life really happened. Which is ironic, because people usually go on Facebook to DELETE proof that events in their life happened. –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, Donald Trump said that he's thinking about boycotting Starbucks because "Merry Christmas" isn't printed on its red holiday cups. Trump was like, "Everything should have one of two things written on it: 'Merry Christmas' or my name." –Jimmy Fallon

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