Jeb
needed a big win last night but he really disappeared. He finished seventh of
eight in total talking time. He was the least-Googled candidate in the debate.
The only person who Googled Jeb Bush last night was his mother, Barbara,
because even she forgot who he was. –Jimmy Kimmel
Ben
Carson did say he's tired about answering questions about his personal history.
The last thing Ben Carson needs is to be even more tired than he already
appears to be. –Jimmy Kimmel
According
to several online polls, Donald Trump was the winner of last night’s presidential
debate. When reached for comment Trump said, “Melania, keep clicking!” –Seth
Meyers
According
to Politico, the new most-searched-for phrase associated with Jeb Bush is “is
Jeb Bush still running for president?” Even worse, it’s the most-searched-for
phrase on Jeb Bush’s computer. –Seth Meyers
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