Tuesday, November 17, 2015

In related news...

Bernie Sanders announced today that he has joined Snapchat. Sanders said he’s excited to see his photos disappear, “JUST LIKE THE MIDDLE CLASS!” –Seth Meyers
In an interview this morning, Donald Trump said that mosques need to be “watched and studied,” because he believes they may spread hateful views. In related news, Donald Trump needs to be watched and studied. –Seth Meyers
After one of Google’s self-driving cars was pulled over this weekend, the company released a statement touting that the cars have the human equivalent of 90 years behind the wheel. Which also explains why the left blinker was on for 17 miles. –Seth Meyers

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