"Mother Goose?" She said, "No, Ben Carson."

I had the cutest thing happen last night. I was putting my daughter to bed, and she asked me to read her a fairy tale. I said, "Mother Goose?" She said, "No, Ben Carson." –Jimmy Fallon

In a recent interview, Jeb Bush said that his 91-year-old dad doesn't give him much advice and instead, just drinks martinis and gets massages all day. When asked how many martinis he drinks, the massage therapist said, "As many as possible before I massage a 91-year-old man." –Jimmy Fallon

Jeb Bush also said that he's learning to toot his own horn a little better, which is good because pretty soon he's going to be the one driving his campaign bus. –Jimmy Fallon