Why is this happening to me?

An early copy of The New York Times best-seller list obtained by Buzzfeed shows Ben Carson's "A More Perfect Union" is edging out Donald Trump's "Crippled America." And a little further down the list is Jeb Bush's "I Don't Want to Do This Anymore." I highly recommend chapter three, "Why is this happening to me?" –Seth Meyers

It was reported that the Republican candidates said Hillary Clinton's name more than 40 times during the debate on Tuesday. Though usually you only have to say it three times before she appears. –Seth Meyers

Donald Trump said in a new interview, "We started off with 17 and one by one they're disappearing. It's a beautiful thing to watch as they go out." Which begs the question, have we actually just been watching "The Apprentice" this whole time? –Seth Meyers