I saw
that one hundred years ago this month, Albert Einstein presented his theory of
General Relativity, which explains how gravity works. And it also marks the
last time someone actually meant it when they said, “Way to go, Einstein.”
–Jimmy Fallon
Ted
Cruz's campaign announced that it's going to launch a national “prayer team”
next month, where people will pray for Cruz to win. Then God said, “Oh I tuned
out of this thing weeks ago.” –Jimmy Fallon
Donald
Trump's daughter Ivanka said that her father loves eating at McDonald's. It
makes sense, considering the “McFlurry” is also what Trump asks for when he
goes to the barber. –Jimmy Fallon
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