It’s a Genius Bar, not a Guinness Bar.

Donald Trump said he got to know Vladimir Putin very well because they were on "60 Minutes" the same night, even though they were interviewed by different hosts in different locations. Then he said it was a pleasure to meet Flo the Progressive lady during the commercial break. –Conan O’Brien

It’s come out that many Christians who are angry about Starbucks' plain red holiday cup are now taking their business to Dunkin' Donuts. One pastor said, "The more we eat at Dunkin' Donuts, the sooner we get to meet Jesus." –Conan O’Brien

Apple announced a plan to create 1,000 new jobs in Ireland. Irish people were excited, until Apple told them, "It’s a Genius Bar, not a Guinness Bar." –Conan O’Brien