It'll be right next to Bill Clinton's Tide to Go stain remover (Let us pray)

Nancy Mace was seen crying after leaving a meeting with Epstein victims. Jerry Nadler also left the meeting crying because there wasn't a cheese tray. —Greg Gutfeld

An MSNBC pundit trashed Trump's DC crime crackdown until old social media posts revealed that she was lamenting having one car, two scooters, and three bikes stolen. Yeah, she tried to walk back her comments, but someone stole her shoes. —Greg Gutfeld

President Trump reportedly plans to unveil a portrait of Biden's auto pen at a new presidential wall of fame. It'll be right next to Bill Clinton's Tide to Go stain remover. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

How could she trust the people dumb enough to hire her? (I guess that means Hillary Clinton is taking some time off)

Karine Jean-Pierre says she's leaving the Democratic Party. I don't blame her. How could she trust the people dumb enough to hire her? —Greg Gutfeld

The White House is celebrating as plummeting murder rates dip below pre-covid numbers. Well I guess that means Hillary Clinton is taking some time off. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well excuse me, for having enormous flaws, that I don't work on! (In return I've agreed to have his baby)

Thanks to a surge of cops in the system, New York City subway crime is dipped below pre-pandemic levels Now to get attacked by crazed low-lifes you have to buy a Tesla. —Greg Gutfeld

Elon Musk has agreed to do this show, Gutfeld. In return I've agreed to have his baby. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Dick Van Dyke busts rockets (frumpy a** chinos)

New research suggests that men with stronger sperm may live longer than men with weaker sperm. So you know what that means. Dick Van Dyke busts rockets. —Colin Jost

A fired Starbucks manager is suing the company, claiming he faced egregious discrimination from gay coworkers for being heterosexual, while his gay coworkers said he should sue Old Navy for selling him those frumpy ass chinos. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Dude, what are you eating for dinner? Rental cars? (I can't imagine what terrible things you've been through)

At a rally in Florida last night, President Trump falsely claimed that a photo ID is required to buy groceries in the United States. Dude, what are you eating for dinner? Rental cars? --Seth Meyers

President Trump today accused Democrats of wanting "unlimited crime." Coincidently, Unlimited Crime was also the most popular class at Trump University. --Seth Meyers

First lady Melania Trump made a surprise trip to the U.S.-Mexico border today and visited a facility holding migrant children. "I can't imagine what terrible things you've been through," said one of the kids to Melania. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So far, all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up (Because I'm baked darling)

Two new ax-throwing bars will open in Boston this year. Boston is getting a new bar where people can try ax-throwing. So far, all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up. --Jimmy Fallon

"Listen to this: In 2009, the F.B.I. reported a 20 percent decrease in the number of people robbing banks. There was, however, a huge increase in the number of banks robbing people." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

So, right there, crime is down! (A hero in Tanzania)

"But Bush likes to see the good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't have any money left. And C, nobody's got gas money for the getaway car. So, right there, crime is down!" –Jay Leno

"Over in Africa, President Bush is being welcomed as a hero in Tanzania. See, that's because President Bush always said one day third world countries would have the same economy as the United States and thanks to his economic plan, now they do." --Jay Leno

 https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

In fact, they changed their name from WaMu to 'screw you.' (Cocoon was overrated)

"During tonight's debate, sources from Barack Obama's campaign say Obama is going to try to get John McCain to lose his temper. That's true. Obama is going to do this by claiming that the movie 'Cocoon' was overrated." --Conan O'Brien

"But Bush likes to see the good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't have any money left. And C, nobody's got gas money for the getaway car. So, right there, crime is down!" --Jay Leno



"The nation's largest savings and loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See, the problem with the savings and loans? Not enough savings, too many stupid loans, okay. In fact, they changed their name from WaMu to 'screw you.'" --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020 #JusticeDemocrats

Police Make More Weed Arrests Than All Violent Crime Combined

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html