"During tonight's debate, sources
from Barack Obama's campaign
say Obama is going to try to get John McCain to lose his temper. That's true.
Obama is going to do this by claiming that the movie 'Cocoon' was
overrated." --Conan O'Brien
"But Bush likes to see the good
news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed.
Well, sure. A, there's less banks. B, the banks don't have any money left. And
C, nobody's got gas money for the getaway car. So, right there, crime is down!"
--Jay Leno
"The nation's largest savings and
loan, Washington Mutual, has become the biggest bank failure in history. See,
the problem with the savings and loans? Not enough savings, too many stupid
loans, okay. In fact, they changed their name from WaMu to 'screw you.'"
--Jay Leno
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