which coincidentally is also the title of Kid Rock's new album (“Maybe we should do that,” said New York.)

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

The European Union today threatened to impose tariffs on $20 billion worth of imported U.S. goods, including ketchup, fish, and tractors, which coincidentally is also the title of Kid Rock's new album. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at 5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

That’s right, it’s just another case of “she said, he paid.” (Snoop, that’s a mop)

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction

in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits

for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at

5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

Vice President Mike Pence today called reports claiming that President

Trump had an affair with an adult film star nothing more than “baseless

allegations.” That’s right, it’s just another case of “she said, he paid.”

--Seth Meyers

The butter substitute “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” is reportedly changing

its iconic name. From now on it’ll be called “I Can’t Believe Donald Trump

Is President.” –Seth Meyers

Rapper Snoop Dogg recently revealed that country music singer Willie

Nelson is the only person who can “out-smoke” him. And then someone

said, “Snoop, that’s a mop.” –Seth Meyers

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#1001Ways #RandomThoughts #poetry    

 

OK, but I doubt she’d still be into it/a van down by the river/the Republican Brain

Following reports that President Trump carried on an affair with a porn star shortly after the birth of his youngest son, the head of the conservative Family Research Council said in a new interview that Trump deserves a “do-over.” OK, but I doubt she’d still be into it. --Seth Meyers

According to Vanity Fair, White House staffers have nicknamed Chief of Staff John Kelly “the Church Lady.” And Steve Bannon lives in a van, down by the river. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at 5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

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