"But
the United States military is thinking about shooting down Hillary's campaign
before it falls to earth and hurts somebody." --David Letterman
"Yesterday,
Senator Barack Obama
won the Wisconsin Democratic primary, which makes Obama the first black man to
ever win a primary in Wisconsin and the first black man to ever go to
Wisconsin." --Conan O'Brien
"The
band Abba wants John McCain
to stop using their songs at his campaign rallies. Yeah. When asked about it,
McCain said, 'Who cares about Abba? Kids today are into the Bee Gees.'"
--Conan O'Brien
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