"Fidel
Castro's stepping down as the leader of Cuba. He'll be replaced by
his brother, Raul. It's true, yeah. According to the State Department, Raul
Castro is the Jim Belushi of Central America." --Conan O'Brien
"The
New York Times says that John McCain had a close,
personal relationship with a beautiful, young, female lobbyist. Do you believe
this? Think about it. A senator, who's a Republican having sex with a
woman." --Jay Leno
"I
mean, think about it, John McCain and with a young blond, and this was
interesting: out of force of habit, Hillary
is standing by him." --David Letterman
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