New research says
that Neanderthals used to relieve pain by chewing on a plant containing the
main ingredient in aspirin. Or as that’s now being called, “the Republican
healthcare plan.” –Conan O’Brien
Disney has
announced that its upcoming live-action “Aladdin” movie is going to feature
Middle Eastern actors. Filming will begin in May, or whenever the actors are no
longer detained at the airport. –Conan O’Brien
Hawaii is suing
President Trump over his latest travel ban. In response, President Trump is
suing Hawaii for “being hard to spell.” –Conan O’Brien
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