A Moscow zoo is
suing a company that hired one of its raccoons to appear in a commercial,
saying that when the animal returned it was “attracted to women’s breasts.” Or
as Mike Pence calls it, “a successful conversion.” –Seth Meyers
A Canadian woman
last week proposed to her boyfriend at a hockey game with a bouquet of Doritos
made to look like roses. It even spawned a new flavor — Nacho Boyfriend
Anymore. –Seth Meyers
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