Today
was National Hotdog Day and to celebrate, Donald Trump spent a few hours on the
rollers at 7-Eleven to work on his color. –Conan O’Brien
The
latest polls show that Hillary Clinton is tied with Donald Trump. Ever since
the damning FBI report about Hillary Clinton's private email servers came out,
her poll numbers have not looked good. Though the truth is she may have much
better numbers hidden on her private server. We don't know. –Stephen Colbert
In
the key swing states of Ohio and Pennsylvania Trump is currently getting zero
percent support from black voters. Obviously every poll has a margin of error,
so it can actually be negative 3 percent. –Stephen Colbert
CBS
News has learned that Donald Trump has chosen Indiana Gov. Mike Pence. Now, it
turns out when the story that Trump picked him was being reported, Trump hadn't
called Mike Pence yet. So Mike, if you are watching, “Surprise!” –Stephen
Colbert
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