"The shaky cease-fire
in Lebanon continues to hold out against all odds. The peace plan, which was
hammered out by the French and the U.N., called for 15,000 peace keepers led by
sizable French contingent. Turns out in French, sizable translates as 200 guys
in rubber dingies. Now it's all very predictable. You can't blame the French --
they're just being French. Of course, it's no great loss. Honestly, the
difference between 200 French troops and 15,000 French troops is just fewer
French prisoners." --Stephen Colbert
"Between you and me,
I don't know what 'macaca' means, but it sure as s--- sounds racist. And here
in Virginia, still not sure if that helps or hurts a guy." --Rob Corddry
"Miami's Hispanic
population took to the streets last night to celebrate Fidel Castro temporarily
stepping down from power. Way to go America! Our plan to slowly deteriorate his
health over the course of 50 years is working." --Stephen Colbert
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