"Florida Governor Jeb
Bush signed a new law making 'In God We Trust' Florida's official state motto.
'In God We Trust' just barely beat out Florida's other state motto, 'Where Are
My Teeth?'" --Conan O'Brien
"Condoleezza Rice is
apparently dating a Canadian politician. It's a proud day for Canada. They're
the first nation to put a man on Condoleezza." --David Letterman
"New information has
surfaced about the circumstances of Zarqawi's death. For example, it now
appears Zarqawi survived the initial air strike for an estimated 52 minutes.
Even hours later, Senate Majority Leader, doctor Bill Frist continued to
insist, 'The man seems to respond to visual stimuli.'" --Jon Stewart
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