"The Federal Trade
Commission said today they did not find any signs, no signs that the oil
industry illegally manipulated gas prices. They also found no signs of steroid
use in baseball, there was no gang activity in Los Angeles and Kenny Rogers had
no plastic surgery whatsoever." --Jay Leno
"Let's see what's new
with New Jersey Governor Jim 'Keep On Truckin' McGreevy. Former New Jersey
Governor Jim McGreevy has written
a book where he said he used to cruise highway rest stops looking to have
anonymous sex with gay truckers. At what point do you stop having anonymous sex
at truck stops and say to yourself I'm tired of this, I'd rather be
governor?" --Jay Leno
"McGreevy said he
came out of the closet when he realized where this sort of lifestyle would lead
-- marriage to Liza Minelli." --Jay Leno
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