All the presidents on Mount Rushmore agree (Bush is the worst)

"A New Jersey company has developed an inhaler they say increases sex drive in women. They say it stimulates the brain to make you want to have sex with your partner. It's an inhaler. You know what the means? One day on the campaign trail, Hillary may be able to claim she never inhaled either." --Jay Leno

"Down in Washington, D.C. earlier today, it was so hot. It was so hot in Washington that one congressman actually got into the freezer with his bribe money." --David Letterman

"Speaking of the weather,  Al Gore has a brand new movie out and it paints a very bleak picture about  global warming. Apparently, Ted William's head is nearly defrosted." --David Letterman